Nebraska Furniture Mart Kansas
Imagine my surprise when I received a call via my cell phone and found out that my two gay cousins from either side had somehow managed to evade the hunting party, and that they have gone south (they were moving north before), ending up in Kansas City of all places – kind of funny since they supposedly started the chase in Nebraska City, Nebraska. Anyway, the phone call in question was not from any one of the men in our family who went out to look for them; it came from the boys themselves – they were at the Nebraska Furniture Mart Kansas and wanted to go home. How they got to the Nebraska Furniture Mart Kansas in Kansas City, I probably will never know and will never ask for fear of the answer. What matters is the fact that they boys want to come home and they were both complaining about how the Nebraska Furniture Mart Kansas is not quite as good as the Nebraska Furniture Mart Omaha – the complaint, at the very least, is proof enough that they were okay.
I maintained a correspondence with them as I got Wesley to call the search party and inform them of the “fugitives’” whereabouts; I listened to how the Nebraska Furniture Mart Kansas looks way too much like a shopping mall even though the selection of furniture and electronics there are pretty much the same. I am very thankful, however, that they chose such a large landmark to be found in.