Nebraska Department of Corrections
Did I mention that I have a distant cousin that works for the Nebraska Department of Corrections and that his twin brother was committed to the system of the Nebraska Department of corrections? While some people like their wives may not find it funny, my family always mentions off-handedly (during the reunions at the very least) that Vincent – the twin who works for the Nebraska Department of Corrections – and Victor – the guy who is currently committed to the system of the Nebraska Department of Corrections – may have hatched this plan so they would always be together in spirit, no matter what.
I bring this up now because Vincent swung by for a visit, asking for details about the “Nebraska City Ne Rainbow Debacle”, because, he jokes, he could perhaps pull some strings with the Nebraska Department of Corrections and get them to help with the search. Donna called him a lying peon of the Nebraska Department of Corrections, and pointed out that getting the Nebraska Department of Corrections involved in this wouldn’t be helping anyone; it would in fact make a private thing public, which would be much worse.
Sammy, on the other hand, began to ask questions about the Nebraska Department of Corrections because he thought his uncle Vincent is really cool to be helping inmates adjust to an honest life (not his words, but that’s the just of it). We’re happy with that.