Map of Nebraska
I tried to go back and play with my map of Nebraska again, and discovered that it was falling apart. I told my brother this, and he just rolled his eyes, saying that I ALWAYS destroyed my Nebraska maps. Any Nebraska map that comes into my possession is eventually face with total annihilation. Looking down at my map of Nebraska, I realized that I have no right to be angry at him for drawing that conclusion. The Nebraska map in my hand, ladies and gentlemen, is deceased. It is pushing up daisies. It has joined the ranks of the ex-Nebraska maps.
So what do I do? Why, go and shop for another map of Nebraska, of course! So off I shall go to find a Nebraska map, preferably one made out of very strong cloth so that I could abuse it as much as I can without it giving up on me. Or, barring, that, I believe I should buy about a hundred Nebraska maps so that I don’t have to go out and buy another one every time one decides to die on me.
Maybe I should get a road map as well. Come to think of it, a road map of Nebraska will be very useful to me later. Well, I’m off!